TRON: Legacy

TRON: Legacy

Film review by: Witney Seibold

I would have like d Joseph Kosinski‘s fan-placating “TRON: Legacy” a bit more had the rules been more clear. (more…)

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Schoolgirl Report, volume #7: What the Heart Must Thereby… (1974)

Schoolgirl Report, volume #7: What the Heart Must Thereby… (1974)

Film review by: Witney Seibold

It answers all the lingering questions from parts 1-6. Yuk yuk.

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Scandalous Gilda

Scandalous Gilda (1985)

Film review by: Witney Seibold

No one does goofy softcore smut like Italy. “Scandalous Gilda,” directed by Gabriele Lavia, starts out as a goofy softcore romp, though, and even includes a playful animated sequence (with certain parts of the human anatomy talking and laughing and living independently of their human bodies), and quickly descends into a horrifying pit of sexual terror. In short, it’s not fun. (more…)

Published in: on January 11, 2011 at 12:15 pm  Leave a Comment