Name That Script: Orson Welles
A challenge met by: Witney Seibold, based on an idea by Richard Ortiz and Artie Mora
The challenger: Richard Ortiz
The actor: Orson Welles
The five films:
“The Muppet Movie”
“Catch-22”
“King Lear”
“Citizen Kane”
“The Transformers: The Movie” Read more »
Name That Script: Vivica A. Fox
A challenge met by: Witney Seibold, Based on an idea by Richard Ortiz and Artie Mora
The challenger: Richard Ortiz
The actress: Vivica A. Fox
The five films:
“Kill Bill”
“Idle Hands”
“Independence Day”
“Teaching Mrs. Tingle”
“Batman & Robin”(By the way: I hate you, Richard) Read more »
Name That Script: Max von Sydow
A challenge met by: Witney Seibold, Based on an idea by Richard Ortiz and Artie Mora
The challenger: Robert
The actor: Max von Sydow
The five films:
“The Seventh Seal”
“The Exorcist”
“Judge Dredd”
“Flash Gordon”
“Snow Falling on Cedars”
Name That Script: Joaquin Phoenix
A challenge met by: Witney Seibold, Based on an idea by Richard Ortiz and Artie Mora
The challenger: Richard Ortiz
The Actor: Joaquin Phoenix
The five films:
“Spacecamp”
”The Village”
“Quills”
”Gladiator”
”Walk the Line”
Name That Script: Richard O’Brien
A challenge met by: Witney Seibold, Based on an idea by Richard Ortiz and Artie Mora
The rules to “Name That Script”: The challenger thinks of an actor, preferably a prolific one who has been involved in a variety of odd projects, and lists five of their films. The player (usually me), then has to think of a single movie plot to incorporate elements and plotlines and characters from all five movies.
The challenger: Richard Ortiz
The actor: Richard O’Brien
The five films:
“The Rocky Horror Picture Show”
“Flash Gordon”
“Dark City”
“Spice World”
“Dungeons & Dragons”
When Witney Seibold was about 10 years old, he got in trouble for spitting on a new car. Witney wants his teachers and classmates to know that he was not a mean-spirited or unhappy child, and only did this to make his fellow classmates laugh. His classmates were, you see all merely pretending to spit on the line of new cars they were walking by, and Witney thought he could do them one better by actually doing it.
When thinking back on it, he realizes that some poor schmo working at the new car lot would have had to clean his spit off of the car. He apologizes to his classmates (who probably were more shocked than amused), his teacher (who was certainly not at all amused), and especially the unseen car lot attendant, armed with the Windex and paper towels, who was probably cursing his job as he had to lean over and touch a stranger’s saliva. I’m very sorry.
