Snakes on a Plane

Snakes on a Plane

Film review by: Witney Seibold

            “That guy saw us! I’m gonna put snakes on his plane!”

Idiocracy

Idiocracy

Film review by: Witney Seibold

            When Mike Judge’s comedy “Office Space” was released by Fox back in 1999, it received precious little publicity, the theatrical run was painfully short, and it quickly left theaters.

The Golden Compass

The Golden Compass

Film review by: Witney Seibold

            The Golden Compass is better than most fantasy books in that it not creates a new and innovative world of fantasy creatures and concepts, but bases them in real thought, reason, and theological dilemmas.

Spider-Man 3

Spider-Man 3

Film review by: Witney Seibold

            “Spider-Man” was a mediocre disappointment.

No Country for Old Men

No Country for Old Men

Film review by: Witney Seibold

            Handily one of the best films of 2007, Joel and Ethan Coen’s  “No Country for Old Men” is a harrowing and infinitely engaging tale of death, survival, and ultimate burnout.

Enchanted

Enchanted

Film review by: Witney Seibold

            I guess with the popularity of such “revisionist” fairy tales like “Shrek” and “Happily N’Ever After,” the old world of the Disney Animated Princess seems to have fallen by the wayside.

Wristcutters: A Love Story

Wristcutters: A Love Story

Film review by: Witney Seibold

            Zia (Patrick Fugit), despondent over his recent breakup with Desiree (Leslie Bibb), has killed himself. Rather than the inky comforting embrace of Death, though, he finds himself in… well, it’s not exactly Hell.

The Mist

The Mist

Film review by: Witney Seibold

            Good evening boils and ghouls. Your old pal the Cryptkeeper here, with a new nocturnal nugget of nightmarish nastiness.