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Film articles by Witney Seibold

Snakes on a Plane

Snakes on a Plane

Film review by: Witney Seibold

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            “That guy saw us! I’m gonna put snakes on his plane!”

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December 21, 2007 Posted by witneyman | Reviews | | No Comments

Idiocracy

Idiocracy

Film review by: Witney Seibold

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            When Mike Judge’s comedy “Office Space” was released by Fox back in 1999, it received precious little publicity, the theatrical run was painfully short, and it quickly left theaters. Read more »

December 20, 2007 Posted by witneyman | Reviews | | No Comments

The Golden Compass

The Golden Compass

Film review by: Witney Seibold

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            The Golden Compass is better than most fantasy books in that it not creates a new and innovative world of fantasy creatures and concepts, but bases them in real thought, reason, and theological dilemmas. Read more »

December 18, 2007 Posted by witneyman | Reviews | | No Comments

Spider-Man 3

Spider-Man 3

Film review by: Witney Seibold

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            “Spider-Man” was a mediocre disappointment. Read more »

December 18, 2007 Posted by witneyman | Reviews | | No Comments

No Country for Old Men

No Country for Old Men

Film review by: Witney Seibold

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            Handily one of the best films of 2007, Joel and Ethan Coen’s  “No Country for Old Men” is a harrowing and infinitely engaging tale of death, survival, and ultimate burnout. Read more »

December 12, 2007 Posted by witneyman | Reviews | | No Comments

Enchanted

Enchanted

Film review by: Witney Seibold

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            I guess with the popularity of such “revisionist” fairy tales like “Shrek” and “Happily N’Ever After,” the old world of the Disney Animated Princess seems to have fallen by the wayside. Read more »

December 8, 2007 Posted by witneyman | Reviews | | No Comments

Wristcutters: A Love Story

Wristcutters: A Love Story

Film review by: Witney Seibold

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            Zia (Patrick Fugit), despondent over his recent breakup with Desiree (Leslie Bibb), has killed himself. Rather than the inky comforting embrace of Death, though, he finds himself in… well, it’s not exactly Hell. Read more »

December 3, 2007 Posted by witneyman | Reviews | | No Comments

The Mist

The Mist

Film review by: Witney Seibold

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            Good evening boils and ghouls. Your old pal the Cryptkeeper here, with a new nocturnal nugget of nightmarish nastiness. Read more »

December 1, 2007 Posted by witneyman | Reviews | | No Comments