Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane
Film review by: Witney Seibold
“That guy saw us! I’m gonna put snakes on his plane!”
Idiocracy
Idiocracy
Film review by: Witney Seibold
When Mike Judge’s comedy “Office Space” was released by Fox back in 1999, it received precious little publicity, the theatrical run was painfully short, and it quickly left theaters. Read more »
The Golden Compass
The Golden Compass
Film review by: Witney Seibold
The Golden Compass is better than most fantasy books in that it not creates a new and innovative world of fantasy creatures and concepts, but bases them in real thought, reason, and theological dilemmas. Read more »
No Country for Old Men
No Country for Old Men
Film review by: Witney Seibold
Handily one of the best films of 2007, Joel and Ethan Coen’s “No Country for Old Men” is a harrowing and infinitely engaging tale of death, survival, and ultimate burnout. Read more »
Enchanted
Enchanted
Film review by: Witney Seibold
I guess with the popularity of such “revisionist” fairy tales like “Shrek” and “Happily N’Ever After,” the old world of the Disney Animated Princess seems to have fallen by the wayside. Read more »
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Film review by: Witney Seibold
Zia (Patrick Fugit), despondent over his recent breakup with Desiree (Leslie Bibb), has killed himself. Rather than the inky comforting embrace of Death, though, he finds himself in… well, it’s not exactly Hell. Read more »
The Mist
The Mist
Film review by: Witney Seibold
Good evening boils and ghouls. Your old pal the Cryptkeeper here, with a new nocturnal nugget of nightmarish nastiness. Read more »
About the author.
When Witney Seibold was about 10 years old, he got in trouble for spitting on a new car. Witney wants his teachers and classmates to know that he was not a mean-spirited or unhappy child, and only did this to make his fellow classmates laugh. His classmates were, you see all merely pretending to spit on the line of new cars they were walking by, and Witney thought he could do them one better by actually doing it.
When thinking back on it, he realizes that some poor schmo working at the new car lot would have had to clean his spit off of the car. He apologizes to his classmates (who probably were more shocked than amused), his teacher (who was certainly not at all amused), and especially the unseen car lot attendant, armed with the Windex and paper towels, who was probably cursing his job as he had to lean over and touch a stranger’s saliva. I’m very sorry.
