Lucky You
Lucky You
Film review by: Witney Seibold
This film was scheduled to be released in September 2006. Then it was delayed until Mach 2007. Then delayed again until May 2007. This is never a good sign.
Into the Wild
Into the Wild
Film review by: Witney Seibold
In 1992, Christopher McCandless was found dead in an abandoned bus out in the woods of Alaska. He had accidentally eaten a poisonous plant after he was unable to hunt any game. He had been previously missing for over two years, his family never knowing where he was. Read more »
About the author.
When Witney Seibold was about 10 years old, he got in trouble for spitting on a new car. Witney wants his teachers and classmates to know that he was not a mean-spirited or unhappy child, and only did this to make his fellow classmates laugh. His classmates were, you see all merely pretending to spit on the line of new cars they were walking by, and Witney thought he could do them one better by actually doing it.
When thinking back on it, he realizes that some poor schmo working at the new car lot would have had to clean his spit off of the car. He apologizes to his classmates (who probably were more shocked than amused), his teacher (who was certainly not at all amused), and especially the unseen car lot attendant, armed with the Windex and paper towels, who was probably cursing his job as he had to lean over and touch a stranger’s saliva. I’m very sorry.
